the super-sekrit shady blogs...
it's a shady blog! the small, white, fuzzy shi-tzu has commandeered her master's account and is posting her memoirs of her first international vacation. today: master's blog. tomorrow: the world! (but first, i crave mushrooms!)
the first thing i learned about being an international puppy: you spend a lot of time waiting for the car to stop moving. therefore, sleep is good. especially when it's on master's coat. i've never been on a car trip this long before, so whenever they let me out for a break, i got so excited i forgot to pee.
i also has ninja stealth skills. going past the u.s. border? they didn't even notice me, even when i was sitting on my master's lap and staring out at the other cars. going back into canada? i was sprawled out in the back. they never even asked about me. i rule! now all i need to do is learn the jedi mind trick and then i'll get snausage treats every hour on the hour.
the united states? it has a lot of yippy puppies in it. mel's family loved me (as usual, and as rightly they should) and snuggled me and rubbed my tummy. but the small, black, fuzzy schnoodle of theirs has way too much energy. he's always running around. and jumping at me, wanting to play. and pulling on my ears. and humping master.
sammy does that.
a lot. and only to master.
i think mel's family has a gay schnoodle.
but i can't exactly complain, since whenever sammy humps master, it means he's not annoying me. why couldn't he have been a cat? i like kitties. my best friend and super-best playmate is a kitty.
and now i want snausages. i must practice on master.
"you want to give the puppy snausage treats..."
Labels: attack of the shady blog
posted by Phillip at 9:01 PM
